chuck one wouldn't think the words

bacon AND altruistic would be in the same story would one? well, one would be wrong in this case

Cook Arrested In Beef Over Bacon
By DAVID OWENS, dowens@courant.com

WEST HARTFORD — There was a beef over the bacon. Or maybe it was over the chicken.
Police weren't sure on the details of what caused the dispute between two cooks at the Wendy's on South Road Friday afternoon, but they knew the result: one pulled a knife on the other and threatened to stab him...........
 

oh my goddess chuck, DO NOT show lola this picture

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chuck, one angel you CAN believe in

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chuck, this isn't meat BUT..................

 it did strike me as something YOU would LOVE
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chuck, is this your idea of heaven?

i would imagine it is
Beef sundaes and doughnut burgers

David Pescovitz

chuck, too bad you're married

cause have i got a grrrl for you!

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